I used to think of you as a brother but now I wanna kiss you: a novel by me
'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation
- 1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
- 2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
- 3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
- 4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
- 5. Most shameful ship?
- 6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
- 7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
- 8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
- 9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
- 10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
- 11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
- 12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
- 13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
- 14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
- 15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
Pre-make up, I feel like a female Quicksilver. Oops.
So hey. I have a new IRL ship. Apparently, my friend Jakub jokingly said he’d marry my best friend Emily ‘cause she gave him a demo code for the new Smash Bros. Yupp. I ship it.
Glad to know my group cares. -_- I can’t play major speaking roles, I voiced my opinion, got yelled at and no one cared to notice that I was beating my forehead against a brick wall and crying.
I have those kind of friends.
Who are you??
I love my skin!
Um hi. Is you in the theatre? Hello?
IM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.
And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY G_D THIS IS AMAZING.
One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.
Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.
My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy
"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING
How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?
Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.
I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29
I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.
Male so far, ooooo
A NORMAL HUMAN
My English teacher being a major dork changing the drain pump in his washing machine.
You dont know true school awesomeness until your English teacher makes a how-to video about changing the drain pump in his washing machine.